the time zone on my blog is upsidedown, cuz all my posts so far r during AM not PM

Man U .VS. Barcaputa

As you all know the devastating results, I wrote this post the night of the game as soon as I got back, but 4got 2 publish it :s so here it is folks: enjoy!

we just got back from the game, it was fucking bull manure! Man U were very disappointing! it was completely obvious that manchester were not even trying to make an effort except for (swine flu AKA rooney, ronaldo, and scarface). dnt no why they were full of apathy with an idiotic attitude of "we won last year so why bother this year...let the little people have a go" I still can't believe how boring that game was, we missed so many opportunities; it was pathetic! however i do salute barca for their superb formation, but us we were like wilderbeasts or blondes on a black friday "OMG 2 many sales!"

let me tel u wat went on during the game this year. My crew headed out b4 me 2 the cafe (yes cafe not pub! cuz wer in sauchi arabia) anyway by the time I found a place to park, and entered I found them sitting in the 1st row cuz we VIP! returning champions! (after the game I changed my mind, wer more like champignon!!) despite a few infidels with us chearing for barcaputa. 

before the starting ceremony I texted two of my best bros in canadia cuz we watched the finals last year 2gether wen we beat chelsea, anyway 1 of them chears 4 liverpool who didnt make it 2 the finals. 

the following conversation took place the night of 27th may 2009,  between msyelf, abz, and Rad from canadia. hostility and sarcasm lingered in the air. as the ceremony ended I receive a msg from rad "for today guys: VIVA BARCA!" I turn 2  abz with a "oh no he didnt!" look. I show abz the msg and decide to reply "whatever dude, Man U will beat U!"

as the 1st 1/2 ended, things didnt look so well, so we all decided to go out 4 a break and cigs. wen we got back inside 2 watch the second 1/2, I receive a msg from rad more annoying then the 1st 1, purposely rubbing facts in my face! " did abz have a heart attack yet? I hope u didnt bite all of ur finger nails off and fuck ur fingers up! u guys r going 2 go thru another 45 minutes of rapage!" so out of defense I wrote back"where is liverpoo?! (as in poop) I dont see them!"

the match ended wer all fn pissed, cuz it was clearly obvious our defense was shitty & we had no formation watsoever like a man without a plan ( what a gay saying).

we head 2 mcdo drive thru, just wen i thought the pain was over I hear my mobile ring! I open it and read "sitting home with the FIVE champions league trophies we won, and the more important question is wer r the mancs? i thought they had a final 2 play in 2day!?" OUCH! he used my own comeback against me (double whammy upside curve left streak SLAP in the face!) so abz decides 2 reply "this is abz calling out to u from old trafford, we lost tonight but won last year so better luck 2 us all next year" I added "moe...confused :s"

the next time round we better nail it! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED! KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HIGH!

that's HOT!

here in saudi scorching heat is something very common during late spring and summer seasons but this time it's too much. on the news now, weather broadcasters are forecasting a major heat wave coming our way! temperature might even reach 60 degrees Celsius! just when I thought susan boyle was the only thing hotter than global warming 

its shitty u no day or night now u feel like ur trapped in a hair drier with disgusting hot winds 24/7! (yet ur clothes dnt shrink) 

I wonder how peps on the equator feel! probably by now they can cauz sparks by just blinking.

I can personally light a match on my tongue...

thankfully sweating here in the sandy kingdom is in one's own favour cuz it acts as a natural cooling system when ac's r unavailable.

the weather anchors are surprisingly conveniant now in oppose to what they forgot to warn us about months ago. I am not sure if u guys had seen it on the news but it was this major sandstorm that engulfed Riyadh (the capital of KSA, the city I live in, my hometown, il shut up now). it was so massive! I was in my kitchen ready to leave to the gym when literally in a second I felt the kitchen get darker; so I looked out the window and noticed my whole garden was orange! (MARS! was the exact word and planet that came to my mind)

here r some links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLumQPf0r0

                                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oADKN93dca0

ps. my friends arrived (our weekly BBQ, usually on friday's), so I have to go cook some meat  and sausages on the marble tiles in my front yard

Starter

This is very exciting! I've been meaning to start a blog for sometime now but never really knew how to organize my shit nor decide on what to to post first.

I will be posting my anecdotes and opinion as I go, hope you enjoy them as much as I had enjoyed experiencing them. 

I just finished a macro-economics assignment, what a mess! I had to search for central banks of an oil producing country and a non oil producing country to compare their GDP's over the last five years and somehow analyze the data (do I look like an economist!?).

for the first choice I picked saudi arabia :D but as for the second choice I had to go through three f'n countries!! the 1st one i chose was lebanon, when I entered the site I found no economy! no GDP! I swear a cone of ice-cream there is 2000 livres! (their currency). my 2nd choice was Bahrain (so now I'm thinking to myself this has gotta be good cuz they have this new campaign as a business friendly country so I figured their economy must be booming with activity and new projects) think I was right?? nigga the hellz na! theirs was the most ridiculous one...they had nothing published but did have the courtesy to display "Please visist us again soon" as if it were a restaurant or someshit! I can just imagine their stores "we are closed because we are currently not open" WTF!

finally for my third choice i went with egypt. Thankfully, their data was ready and available.

when I came to analyze the numbers for saudi, all I could see was more numbers! so I tried to take a hunch and wrote: the numbers look pretty good, certainly positive, I can see a gradual increase in GDP, long live the king.

as for egypt, somehow when I calculated the data i ended up with negative statistical results :s

ps. i am not talking to myself, I will have subscribers and readers soon!